solos1s:

artist

solos1s:

artist

forgotten-lust:

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

American Horror Story

forgotten-lust:

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

American Horror Story

(Source: bored-im)

solestruckshoes:

That’s some serious talent tbh

solestruckshoes:

That’s some serious talent tbh

(Source: zeelittlemermaid)

(Source: wartortles)

talking-fishbone:

ohhh precioussss

talking-fishbone:

ohhh precioussss

(Source: havealittlefuninstead)

(Source: oshawott)

thatendyperson:

yakfrost:

the big four » crazy attractive screen caps

i would say i’m sorry but who am i kidding

YAK

“You’re so innocent.”

lolzpicx:

That’s what you think.

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big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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(Source: nightmadness)

fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr:  thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

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(Source: bombermens)

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

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i’m crying.

(Source: snugglybutt)