little-kitten-doll:

11/10 would read.

(Source: mybloodyicecream)

chuuni:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hoenn Champion.

I think this is quite a rare event. In HGSS Steven offers to trade you a Beldum for Forretress and…most people would just give him a random Forretress but if you give him one with maxed out friendship, you get to see Steven fanboy about Steel type pokemon and IT IS HILARIOUS.

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

(Source: laxedrzy)

(Source: milokerrigan)

emiihime:

Fucking
Amazing.

emiihime:

Fucking

Amazing.

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

(Source: toomanykids)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

zaptap:

tfw nintendo completely ignores mothers 25th anniversary

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dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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(Source: waaycest)

skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

(Source: taylorandtiffany)

playbunny:

that awesome feeling when you know that despite not talking to a friend everyday or even after a very long time that you’re both still cool

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(Source: windwakertfln)

upsidedownsocks:

I want to draw but that means I have to draw